OUR policies
An MP must live in their constituency for a minimum of three years before standing for office, ensuring they genuinely understand the community they seek to represent. Politics should be rooted in lived experience, not parachuted in from the outside.
an mp must live in their constituency for a minimum of 3 years before standing for office
every mp must know how to pour a pint
Every MP should be able to pour a proper pint; not as a gimmick, but as a symbol of connection to everyday Britain. Representation means understanding the places people actually spend their time, not just the corridors of Westminster.
Payday loan advertising will be banned during daytime television, reducing exposure to high-interest borrowing for those most at risk. Financial hardship should not be exploited during the hours people are most vulnerable.
payday loans to be banned from playing during daytime television
5 new public holidays
‘National Lie Down Day’ - A sacred 24 hours where productivity is illegal and everyone collectively agrees to horizontalism. Shops stay open, but only if the staff are lying on the floor. Meetings must be conducted prone.
‘National Beige Food Day’ - A tribute to the culinary palette of the nation. Only beige foods are permitted: chips, nuggets, sausage rolls, questionable buffet items. Vegetables are technically allowed, but only if fried beyond recognition.
‘National Bin Day Panic Day’ - You hear a bin lorry in the distance and sprint outside in mild chaos. Entire nation experiences this simultaneously. Some bins are wrong. No one recovers.
‘National Gammon Day’ - A proud celebration of people who are permanently furious about things that don’t affect them. Flags appear everywhere, Facebook becomes unreadable, and someone, somewhere, is shouting about “common sense” with absolutely none of it present.
‘National Big Light Amnesty Day’ - For one day only, you’re allowed to put the big light on without being judged. It still feels wrong. It always feels wrong.
rail fare increases will be put to a public vote
Rail fare increases will require public approval, ensuring decisions reflect the people who rely on the system every day. Essential transport should be accountable to its users, not imposed without consultation.
“luxury studio flats” cannot be under 10sqft
So-called “luxury studio flats” must meet a minimum size standard, ensuring the label reflects reality. Housing should be genuinely liveable, not rebranded scarcity designed to maximise profit.
PUBLIC TRANSPORT SIGNAGE CANNOT BE TAMPERED WITH VIA BRANDs OR COMMERICIALS
Public transport signage cannot be altered, sponsored, or replaced by brands or commercial campaigns. Wayfinding should remain clear, consistent, and focused on serving passengers, not advertising.
GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS WILL BE AWARDED BASED ON A NEW NATIONAL TRANSPARENCY SCORE
Government contracts will be awarded based on a national transparency score, prioritising companies that operate openly and responsibly. Public money should go to organisations that can be clearly scrutinised, not those that operate in the dark.
Fines will be scaled to company turnover, ensuring penalties are meaningful rather than a minor cost of doing business. Accountability should have real impact, regardless of a company’s size.
FINES WILL BE PROPORTIONATE TO COMPANY TURNOVER, NOT POCKET CHANGE
POLITICAL DEEPFAKES WILL BE CRIMMINALISED
The creation and distribution of political deepfakes will be made a criminal offence, protecting the integrity of elections and public debate. Democracy depends on a shared understanding of reality, not fabricated versions of it.
ALL TRAIN STATIONS MUST HAVE A TOILET, BY LAW
All train stations will be legally required to provide accessible public toilets. Basic service should not depend on station size or location, it should be a standard part of public infrastructure.
GP HOLD MUSIC WILL BE LIMITED TO 90 SECONDS BEFORE A CALLBACK IS OFFERED
GP hold times will be capped at 90 seconds, after which patients must be offered a callback. Access to healthcare should not depend on who can stay on hold the longest.
EVERY MP MUST LEGALLY PUBLISH THEIR TAX RETURNS
All MPs will be legally required to publish their tax returns, ensuring full transparency around their financial affairs. Public trust begins with openness from those in positions of power.
HOUSE OF LORDS APPOINTMENTS MUST BE REVIEWED INDEPENDENTLY
All House of Lords appointments will be subject to independent review, ensuring selections are based on merit and public interest rather than patronage. Positions of influence should be earned transparently.
All election leaflets must include verifiable sources and fact-checked references, ensuring voters can clearly see where claims come from.
ELECTION LEAFLETS MUST INCLUDE FACT-CHECKED REFERENCES, AND SOURCES.
GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS MUST BE PUBLISHED PUBLICLY, WITHIN 90 DAYS
All government contracts must be made public within 90 days, ensuring transparency around how public money is spent.
MINISTERS CANNOT BE EMPLOYED INTO PRIVATE SECTORS THAT THEY REGULATE
Ministers will be prohibited from taking roles in industries they previously regulated, preventing conflicts of interest and the perception of decisions made for future gain. Public service should remain separate from private reward.
A “NATIONAL TRUTH IN POLITICS” PORTAL TO BE SET-UP
A central public portal will be established to track, correct, and archive misleading political claims, providing clear, accessible updates when information is proven false. Accountability shouldn’t depend on news cycles, but instead should be built into the system.
CEO-TO-WORKER PAY RATIO MUST BE PUBLICLY DISPLAYED ON COMPANY WEBSITES
Companies will be required to publicly display the ratio between CEO pay and their average worker’s wage on their websites. Transparency ensures that pay structures are visible, understandable, and open to scrutiny.
ONLINE SAFETY ACT TO BE REVERSED, AND ONLINE SAFETY EDUCATION FUNDING TO REPLACE IT
The Online Safety Act will be repealed and replaced with sustained funding for digital literacy and online safety education. Empowering people to navigate the internet safely is more effective than broad restrictions that risk limiting access and expression.